Posts Tagged ‘Disaster’

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Once upon a time. There was a comics convention in the concrete jungle where dreams are made of. Where there where video games, Playboy bunnies, deloreans, batmobiles, and some comics. And one day, Pat Jonez from OGAP went there to learn about the human condition. These are his stories.

THE FOLLOWING PICTURES ARE UNEDITED 

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Patrick had a very emotional time at NYCC. There he played a sequel to the darkness, Skyward Swords, 3D lands, Dead Islands, and messed with MAX PAYNE 3 and ASURA’S WRATH.  He was very enthusiastic about playing video games at a comics convention, you may look no further than the times when he frequently check his 3DS to see if he got any Street Pass(TM) tags. Street Pass(TM) sure came in handy here, because Patrick faced over a 100,000 people on Saturday and it showed, the halls were packed and it took over ten minutes to navigate the rooms as such. However, Patrick only got 64 Street Pass(TM) tags during the whole trip. As for comics, Patrick didn’t get any, didn’t read any, and didn’t hear anything about comic books. As such , Patrick is left to wonder if New York Comic Con has been hijacked. Because he sees a large booth for The Black Eyed Peas Experience(TM) The Game, but no such equivalent for comics, sans a booth for the Avengers movies.

New York Comic Con is the sloppy seconds for those who didn’t go to San Diego Comic Con, but soon it won’t be. The convention is growing at an alarming rate, and by next year, it will be just as insufferable as SDCC. For these reasons, Patrick Jones closes the book on this tale and scores it 2 Hats out of Five.

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OGAP ALPHA EP-003 – Three Dimensional Shit

SOUL'd OUT

I liek OGAP before they went mainstream

Son, I am dissapoint. In the third episode of OGAP ALPHA, You said you would review the Nintendo 3DS and Spotify. You only reviewed the 3DS and that was shit. This is what happens when a podcast sells out.

THIS SHOW IS ABOUT

3DS

We don't lieks it

 We review the 3DS. Mr. 37 and Pat Jonez hate it, It’s a shit device that costs too much blood and treasure to use. Don’t be tempted by its ports of old games you like. There are better alternatives…

Yes

We have joined up with Soundcloud! They are now hosting our show and providing the RSS feed for the podcast as part of their Podcasting Beta. Sure you could use  other stuff to listen to us… BUT USE THE SOUNDCLOUD STUFF.

Just Kidding...We didn't get around to it.

We were going to review Spotify, the streaming music service, BUT WE GOT BOOBOOS!!! Maybe someday we’ll get around to it…

THE PRESSURE!!

One of the hosts suffer a mental breakdown, and there is lots of fighting, physically and mentally, as a result. This episode is guaranteed to lower your opinion of us. Even more than the last one.

THE HOSTS

Patrick George Jones

You can follow this Corporate Shill on twitter @Whats_Ur_Name

Pat Jonez shows how susceptible he is to being scammed. Not only does he buy the terrible 3DS, he also bought it at his local national retailers, causing him to pay sales tax. Again.

THE ROUGE 37

You can always follow Mr. 37 on tweeter. @TheRouge37

 Rouge shows his dedication(?) to the podcast by doing it while being wounded, TWICE (And he keeps going for another half hour!). As such, this episode is dedicated to him, for we will never forget his sacrifice.

AND A VERY SPECIAL GUEST STAR

LOLCATZ

No.

This episode, we are infested by THE MEMES!  WHO TRY TO MAKE OUR SHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS!

We are also joined by a Cat. Named Citty.

THE END.

POST MORTEM

Episode No. 003

Title: Three Dimensional Shit

Length: 58:34

Intro: “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000

Comercial Break #1:  Apple “Think Different” Commercial w/ Steve Jobs narrating

Comercial Break #2: Nintendo 3DS Music – Streetpass Mii Plaza

Outro: “On the Seventh Day” by David Marriott

File: Mp3

Date Recorded: 10-9-11

Date Released: 10-10-11

OGAP ALPHA EP-002 – P&R vs. THE WORLD

Reaction Shot

The reaction to this episode

 In the second episode of “Oh Great Another Podcast” Pat & Rouge Review the Quake tour across America (Sponsored by the NSA) , The Bowers & Wilkins P5 Mobile Hifi Stereo Headset; and much to New Jerseys disgust, The C3 Hurricane Irene.

THIS SHOW IS ABOUT

Quake

Not the videogame

The Quake Tour Across America. The 6.0 earthquake that traumatized the east coast on 08-23-11 (Yeah we know, this episode is pretty late to the party) . Patrick pluged an episode of No Agenda that talked about the earthquake that was much better than what we did, which you can find here

Headphones

This episode is not sponsored by Bower & Wilkins

We review the excellent  P5 Headphones by Bower & Wilkins. It is one of the best headphones you can buy, period. You can take that to the bank by getting a pair here

CIRCLE OF DOOM

I don't want to hurt anyone. I just wanted to go to Disney World.

The C3 to C2 to C1 to Tropical Storm Irene, o.k.a. The Crossfire Hurricane that barreled down the east coast on the same week as the earthquake. We east-coasters can’t catch a break. If there is a reason as to why we stop podcasting, this would be why. Because we will probably die of shame, or murder, whichever comes first.

BTW , we mention that the Hurricane has a twitter account, which, has now downgraded to a human instead of a storm, but you can still always follow the storm @Irene 

THE HOSTS

Patrick Jones

Pat Jonez

You can always follow this disgusting excuse for a human being on tweeter. @Whats_Ur_Name

This episode, we learn that Patrick had an irrational fear of thunderstorms, and that he lives in Connecticut. He also TAKES ADVANTAGE OF DISASTERS TO GET WHAT HE WANTS. Such as using the hurricane as a topic for a podcast, and trying to buy headphones tax-free because of Irene. So shameful.

The Rouge 37

Something

You can follow this chair on tweeter @TheRouge37

This episode, we learn that the Rouge lives in Connecticut, and that he sleeps in his chair because he is too lazy to clean his bed. His room is also incredibly warm, so warm that you could faint.

THE END

POST-MORTEM

Episode Title: P&R vs. THE WORLD

Episode No. 002

Length: 1:39:04

Intro: “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000

Commercial Break #1-3: Used songs from “Gyakkyo Burai Kaiji Hakairoku Hen Original Soundtrack

Commercial Break#4: “Jumping Jack Flash” by The Rolling Stones

Outro: “On the Seventh Day” by David Marriott

File format: Mp3