Posts Tagged ‘Pain’

OGAP ALPHA EP-005 – Kinect for Xbox, Trolls, and Santa Claus

THAT WILL KILL YOU

In the first episode of the last new year. Patrick and Rouge review the Kinect for Xbox 360. And their credibility is called into serious questioning…

THIS SHOW IS ABOUT

"I Know where you live..."

"I know what you did last night..."

"You have been a bad boy, OGAP..."

Get this thing outta here.

THE HOSTS

Patrick George Jones

The Otaku

You can follow this ungrateful "cripple" on twitter, @Whats_Ur_Name

 Patrick did not disappoint this episode. His story of misgiving would have been sad, If he wasn’t A UNGRATEFUL BITCH WHO YELLS AT HIS MOTHER FOR GIVING HIM SOCKS. And apparently, the Kinect crippled him, but IF HE WASN’T WEARING ALL THAT SLUTTY CLOTHING, THEN MAYBE HE WOULD STOP TRIPPING OVER HIS TIE AND STUMBLING UPON THE GROUND.

THE ROUGE 37

You can follow the laughing man on twitter, @TheRouge37

Rouge laughs a lot in this episode…and that’s about it.

THE END

POST-MORTEM

Episode No.005

Title: “Kinect for Xbox, Trolls, and Santa Claus”

Length: 54:45

Intro: “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000

Commercial break 1: “Connect -Game Instrumental-” by Kajiura Yuki

Commercial break 2: “Honeys In The Place” by Aaron Wheeler, Ben Wheeler, & Nigel Thompson

Outro: “On the Seventh Day” by David Marriott

File: MP3 (iTunes/OGAP) AIFF (Soundcloud)

Date recorded: 1-6-12

Date released: 1-10-12

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OGAP ALPHA EP-003 – Three Dimensional Shit

SOUL'd OUT

I liek OGAP before they went mainstream

Son, I am dissapoint. In the third episode of OGAP ALPHA, You said you would review the Nintendo 3DS and Spotify. You only reviewed the 3DS and that was shit. This is what happens when a podcast sells out.

THIS SHOW IS ABOUT

3DS

We don't lieks it

 We review the 3DS. Mr. 37 and Pat Jonez hate it, It’s a shit device that costs too much blood and treasure to use. Don’t be tempted by its ports of old games you like. There are better alternatives…

Yes

We have joined up with Soundcloud! They are now hosting our show and providing the RSS feed for the podcast as part of their Podcasting Beta. Sure you could use  other stuff to listen to us… BUT USE THE SOUNDCLOUD STUFF.

Just Kidding...We didn't get around to it.

We were going to review Spotify, the streaming music service, BUT WE GOT BOOBOOS!!! Maybe someday we’ll get around to it…

THE PRESSURE!!

One of the hosts suffer a mental breakdown, and there is lots of fighting, physically and mentally, as a result. This episode is guaranteed to lower your opinion of us. Even more than the last one.

THE HOSTS

Patrick George Jones

You can follow this Corporate Shill on twitter @Whats_Ur_Name

Pat Jonez shows how susceptible he is to being scammed. Not only does he buy the terrible 3DS, he also bought it at his local national retailers, causing him to pay sales tax. Again.

THE ROUGE 37

You can always follow Mr. 37 on tweeter. @TheRouge37

 Rouge shows his dedication(?) to the podcast by doing it while being wounded, TWICE (And he keeps going for another half hour!). As such, this episode is dedicated to him, for we will never forget his sacrifice.

AND A VERY SPECIAL GUEST STAR

LOLCATZ

No.

This episode, we are infested by THE MEMES!  WHO TRY TO MAKE OUR SHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS!

We are also joined by a Cat. Named Citty.

THE END.

POST MORTEM

Episode No. 003

Title: Three Dimensional Shit

Length: 58:34

Intro: “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000

Comercial Break #1:  Apple “Think Different” Commercial w/ Steve Jobs narrating

Comercial Break #2: Nintendo 3DS Music – Streetpass Mii Plaza

Outro: “On the Seventh Day” by David Marriott

File: Mp3

Date Recorded: 10-9-11

Date Released: 10-10-11