Archive for the ‘Disaster’ Category

In the single worst 5 hours of your life. P&R (and some other dude) take you for a ride through existential land and discover the secrets of the universe, by way of the McDonald’s…and Die Hard. ELIMINATE ALL RATIONAL THOUGHT.

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We’ll be honest with you. We haven’t even listened to the whole thing yet. So be warned, it is unedited and unaltered. So if you haven’t gone deaf from listening to some of our episodes then don’t push your luck here. All we can recall is that the OGAP crew got some lunch, played a bunch of music, and watched Die Hard (Starring Bruce Willis). The point is, if you listened to the WHOLE thing, then email us at ohgreatanotheremail@gmail.com and send us the best hate mail the internet has to offer. Because you’ve earned it soldier.

BECAUSE THIS WHOLE EPISODE IS A

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Because it’s APRIL FOOLS!!!! (2 months ago)

THE END

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Episode No.010

Title: Naked Lunch

Date Recorded: 3/27/12

Date Released: 4/1/12

Date The Press Release Was Released: 6/7/12

OGAP ALPHA EP-009 – Drawing The Line For Quality Podcasts Since 2011

Imagine, a paper flamethrower…

In the shortest (and worst?) podcast yet. P&R review Ghost Rider (Spirit Of Vengence) and *snirks* Redline.

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Holy shit that is a good poster

We continue the driving theme with Ghost Rider Spirt Of Vengence. Unlike the last two movies, this has a substainsal amount of driving in it, and it dosen’t blantently lie about it. Directed by Neveldeen/Taylor (The Crank guys) and starring Nicolas Cage (who’ve we mentioned last episode), Ghost Rider: SOV is a Pop Art-Drama-Horror Story and was the best movie of the year at that time (untill Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer comes)

This guy gives our review the thumbs up. If only he knew…IF ONLY HE KNEW!!

Then we review Redline…*snirks* goddammit could not say that with a straight face. We “review” Redline with a line. “It’s good” This is easily our worst review ever. Which is incredibly sad in retrospect, because Redline is amazing, easily one of the best movies to come out in a long, long time. But we crossed the line this time, because were pretty sure we pissed off Gerald of the Anime World Oder podcast, we can’t blame him, especially since we said we have the better rape face.

THE HOSTS

You can follow Pat the Painter on twitter @Whats_Ur_Name

Patrick draws the line for short podcasts this episode clocking in at a little over half an hour (only to tragically cross the line next episode). If you were pissed at the Redline review, it was all his idea.

You can follow this puking skull on twitter @TheRouge37

Rouge may not have came up with the idea for fucking over the Redline. But Rouge let it happen.

“All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing …”

-Edmund Burke

THE END

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Episode No.009

Title: Drawing The Line For Quality Podcasts Since 2011

Length: 38:37

Intro: “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000

Commercial Break #1: “(Ghost) Riders In The Sky: A Cowboy Legend” by Johnny Cash

Commercial Break # 2 REDLINE Title by James Shimoji

Commercial Break #3 “REDLINE DAY(feat. Rob Laufer)” by James Shimoji

Outro: “On the Seventh Day” by David Marriott

Date Recorded: 3/24/12

Date Released: 3/26/12

Date The Press Release Was Realeased: 6/7/12

OGAP ALPHA EP-o08 – Drive Down The River, Not Across It

Following their most popular episode to date. P&R follow Daryl’s advice and review Drive, and Drive Angry Shot In 3D Starring Nicholas Cage, and they proceed to fill the review with pregnant pauses and murderous rage…*sigh

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Patrick snorting some Drive

We tell you something some people don’t want to hear. That Drive is an excellent movie. While it has very little driving in it (much to that one lady’s dismay) It is dripping with style and gore from every pore. While it doesn’t have a ton of violence. What is there is pretty amazing. And pretty painful, it hurts to just think about it (oww).

“No cage can keep Nic in for long”

After an indeterminable amount of time (WHO KNOWS? THEY COULD HAVE JUST EDITED OUT THE PART WHERE THEY WENT TO THE HOSPITAL) they reviewed Drive Angry Shot In 3D. This movie…is fucking nuts! There is copious amounts of sex, violence, sex and violence. shitty(read: awesome) CG, and bludgeoning that would rival any exploitative film. This is BEFORE Nic Cage comes in. Which makes it the best movie of 2011.

THE HOSTS

Patrick George Jones

You can follow this speed addict on twitter @Whats_Ur_Name

Patrick suffers a massive injury by having his wrists slashed by The Rouge 37. Forcing him to go to the hospital in between recordings and making him unable to write the press release for this episode for several months because he had to go through physical therapy with an ex-baseball star to get his wrists working again. We will never forget his sacrifice. Never forgive, never forget.

The Rouge 37

You can follow this homicidal manic on twitter @TheRouge37

Rouge lives up to his name by attacking the co-hosts not once! Not twice!! BUT EIGHT TIMES!!! Killing one host and sending the other to the hospital. It is a most dangerous game here on OGAP

You cannot follow this frog on twitter because he is dead. Not because he’s a puppet, with no sentience or free will. But because he’s dead. We won’t be seeing him again.

Due to SOMEONE *coughs* ROUGE 37 *coughs* The racist pedophile Mr.Frog was killed live on tape. Making this the first snuff audio podcast ever recorded. But maybe Mr. Frog was asking for it, wearing all that slutty makeup. Maybe…

THE END

POSTMORTEM

Episode No.008

Title: Drive Down The River, Not Across It

Episode Length: 1:03:47

Intro: “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000

Commercial Break #1″: Nightcall” by Kavinsky

Commercial Break #2: “A Real Hero” by College & Electric Youth

Commercial Break #3: Nothing. Just dead silence

Outro: “On the Seventh Day” by David Marriott

File: (OGAP/iTunes) MP3 (Soundcloud) AIFF

Date Recorded: 2-18-12

Date Released: 2-20-12

Date When The Press Release Was Released: 5-22-12

OGAP ALPHA EP-005 – Kinect for Xbox, Trolls, and Santa Claus

THAT WILL KILL YOU

In the first episode of the last new year. Patrick and Rouge review the Kinect for Xbox 360. And their credibility is called into serious questioning…

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"I Know where you live..."

"I know what you did last night..."

"You have been a bad boy, OGAP..."

Get this thing outta here.

THE HOSTS

Patrick George Jones

The Otaku

You can follow this ungrateful "cripple" on twitter, @Whats_Ur_Name

 Patrick did not disappoint this episode. His story of misgiving would have been sad, If he wasn’t A UNGRATEFUL BITCH WHO YELLS AT HIS MOTHER FOR GIVING HIM SOCKS. And apparently, the Kinect crippled him, but IF HE WASN’T WEARING ALL THAT SLUTTY CLOTHING, THEN MAYBE HE WOULD STOP TRIPPING OVER HIS TIE AND STUMBLING UPON THE GROUND.

THE ROUGE 37

You can follow the laughing man on twitter, @TheRouge37

Rouge laughs a lot in this episode…and that’s about it.

THE END

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Episode No.005

Title: “Kinect for Xbox, Trolls, and Santa Claus”

Length: 54:45

Intro: “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000

Commercial break 1: “Connect -Game Instrumental-” by Kajiura Yuki

Commercial break 2: “Honeys In The Place” by Aaron Wheeler, Ben Wheeler, & Nigel Thompson

Outro: “On the Seventh Day” by David Marriott

File: MP3 (iTunes/OGAP) AIFF (Soundcloud)

Date recorded: 1-6-12

Date released: 1-10-12

 OGAP ALPHA EP -000 MOL EP – 31 – Barefoot Gen: It’ll scar u 4 life

GUYS THIS PICTURE IS NSF-oh shit...too late.

In the 4th(?) episode of OGAP ALPHA. We take you to Pat Jonez very first podcast apperence. It was Manga Out Loud with Ed Sizemore, where they reviewed Barefoot Gen, quite possible one of the most terrifying Manga ever made.  To do this, we had to abuse  the creative commons license in order to bring you this episode. Just in time to miss Halloween.

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In this particular episode of Manga Out Loud. Ed, Rob, Sam & Pat review Barefoot Gen. The panel comes to a general consensus that , even though it has it’s flaws, this manga is “high art”, and is a must read for anyone.  You can get your own copy and psychologically abuse yourself  by going here.  For those of you who don’t know about Barefoot Gen, allow us to introduce you

(P.S. We here at OGAP are terrible people and is video is one example why.)

THE HOSTS

Ed Sizemore

You can always follow Ed on twitter. @edsizemore

For some reason. Ed decided to let Pat on his podcast to talk about Barefoot Gen (Pat suggested that his persistence, coupled with his contribution to the Manga Moveable Feast about Barefoot Gen, is what landed him on the panel.) He was great this episode, even with Skype and Pat Jonez on his back. He is truly a professional podcaster, unlike us.

BTW he also plugs an article that he wrote about Barefoot Gen, which you can find here.

Sam Kusek

Sam can't not be found on twitter @samkusek

Sam had to deal with the Plague known as Pat Jonez & Skype cocktail. But, against all odds, he came out on the other side.

Sam was also brave enough to host the Barefoot Gen MMF which is here if you’re interested.

Rob

Rob can be found twitter when you search for the username @panelpatter

 Third verse, same as the first, and second.

Rob’s thoughts on Barefoot Gen is here.

OH YEAH,  AND PAT JONEZ

Pat Jonez is: The Otaku

@Whats_Ur_Name ?

For some reason, Pat Jonez ( Who at this time, had never recorded nor been on a podcast) wormed his way into the panel by way of his contribution to the MMF. He almost yolked the episode with his amatureness, but thankfully for everyone, that was not the case. But Pat was given his first taste of podcasting, the consequences of which we may not know for years. But we’ll tell you this, You give an amateur an inch, and they’ll go a mile.

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POST MORTEM

Episode No.004/000 (OGAP) Episode No.31 (MOL)

Title:  “Barefoot Gen: It’ll scar u 4 life” (OGAP) “Barefoot Gen MMF (Spoilers Warning!)” (MOL)

Length: 59:58 (OGAP) 56:20 (MOL)

Intro:  “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000 (OGAP) “The Real Folk Blues” by Yoko Kanno & Yuho Iwasato (MOL)

Outro:  “On the Seventh Day” by David Marriott (OGAP) “The Real Folk Blues” by Yoko Kanno & Yuho Iwasato (MOL)

File: AIFF (OGAP) MP3 (MOL)

Date Recorded: 11-6-11 ( OGAP) 02-20-11 (MOL)

Date Released: 11-6-11 (OGAP) 02-22-11 (MOL)

OGAP ALPHA EP-003 – Three Dimensional Shit

SOUL'd OUT

I liek OGAP before they went mainstream

Son, I am dissapoint. In the third episode of OGAP ALPHA, You said you would review the Nintendo 3DS and Spotify. You only reviewed the 3DS and that was shit. This is what happens when a podcast sells out.

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3DS

We don't lieks it

 We review the 3DS. Mr. 37 and Pat Jonez hate it, It’s a shit device that costs too much blood and treasure to use. Don’t be tempted by its ports of old games you like. There are better alternatives…

Yes

We have joined up with Soundcloud! They are now hosting our show and providing the RSS feed for the podcast as part of their Podcasting Beta. Sure you could use  other stuff to listen to us… BUT USE THE SOUNDCLOUD STUFF.

Just Kidding...We didn't get around to it.

We were going to review Spotify, the streaming music service, BUT WE GOT BOOBOOS!!! Maybe someday we’ll get around to it…

THE PRESSURE!!

One of the hosts suffer a mental breakdown, and there is lots of fighting, physically and mentally, as a result. This episode is guaranteed to lower your opinion of us. Even more than the last one.

THE HOSTS

Patrick George Jones

You can follow this Corporate Shill on twitter @Whats_Ur_Name

Pat Jonez shows how susceptible he is to being scammed. Not only does he buy the terrible 3DS, he also bought it at his local national retailers, causing him to pay sales tax. Again.

THE ROUGE 37

You can always follow Mr. 37 on tweeter. @TheRouge37

 Rouge shows his dedication(?) to the podcast by doing it while being wounded, TWICE (And he keeps going for another half hour!). As such, this episode is dedicated to him, for we will never forget his sacrifice.

AND A VERY SPECIAL GUEST STAR

LOLCATZ

No.

This episode, we are infested by THE MEMES!  WHO TRY TO MAKE OUR SHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS!

We are also joined by a Cat. Named Citty.

THE END.

POST MORTEM

Episode No. 003

Title: Three Dimensional Shit

Length: 58:34

Intro: “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000

Comercial Break #1:  Apple “Think Different” Commercial w/ Steve Jobs narrating

Comercial Break #2: Nintendo 3DS Music – Streetpass Mii Plaza

Outro: “On the Seventh Day” by David Marriott

File: Mp3

Date Recorded: 10-9-11

Date Released: 10-10-11

OGAP ALPHA EP-002 – P&R vs. THE WORLD

Reaction Shot

The reaction to this episode

 In the second episode of “Oh Great Another Podcast” Pat & Rouge Review the Quake tour across America (Sponsored by the NSA) , The Bowers & Wilkins P5 Mobile Hifi Stereo Headset; and much to New Jerseys disgust, The C3 Hurricane Irene.

THIS SHOW IS ABOUT

Quake

Not the videogame

The Quake Tour Across America. The 6.0 earthquake that traumatized the east coast on 08-23-11 (Yeah we know, this episode is pretty late to the party) . Patrick pluged an episode of No Agenda that talked about the earthquake that was much better than what we did, which you can find here

Headphones

This episode is not sponsored by Bower & Wilkins

We review the excellent  P5 Headphones by Bower & Wilkins. It is one of the best headphones you can buy, period. You can take that to the bank by getting a pair here

CIRCLE OF DOOM

I don't want to hurt anyone. I just wanted to go to Disney World.

The C3 to C2 to C1 to Tropical Storm Irene, o.k.a. The Crossfire Hurricane that barreled down the east coast on the same week as the earthquake. We east-coasters can’t catch a break. If there is a reason as to why we stop podcasting, this would be why. Because we will probably die of shame, or murder, whichever comes first.

BTW , we mention that the Hurricane has a twitter account, which, has now downgraded to a human instead of a storm, but you can still always follow the storm @Irene 

THE HOSTS

Patrick Jones

Pat Jonez

You can always follow this disgusting excuse for a human being on tweeter. @Whats_Ur_Name

This episode, we learn that Patrick had an irrational fear of thunderstorms, and that he lives in Connecticut. He also TAKES ADVANTAGE OF DISASTERS TO GET WHAT HE WANTS. Such as using the hurricane as a topic for a podcast, and trying to buy headphones tax-free because of Irene. So shameful.

The Rouge 37

Something

You can follow this chair on tweeter @TheRouge37

This episode, we learn that the Rouge lives in Connecticut, and that he sleeps in his chair because he is too lazy to clean his bed. His room is also incredibly warm, so warm that you could faint.

THE END

POST-MORTEM

Episode Title: P&R vs. THE WORLD

Episode No. 002

Length: 1:39:04

Intro: “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000

Commercial Break #1-3: Used songs from “Gyakkyo Burai Kaiji Hakairoku Hen Original Soundtrack

Commercial Break#4: “Jumping Jack Flash” by The Rolling Stones

Outro: “On the Seventh Day” by David Marriott

File format: Mp3